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Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches

Miss Lucy had some leeches, her leeches liked to suck

And when they drank up all her blood she didn't give a

Funny when the doctors had locked her in her cell

Miss Lucy screamed all night that they should go to bloodyHello to the surgeon with scalpel old and blunt

He'll tie you to the table, then he'll mutilate your

Come, it's nearly teatime, the lunatics arrive

The keepers bleed them all until there's no one left aLively little rodents are eaten up by cats

We're subject to experiments like laboratory

Rats I've dropped a teacup, how easily they break

I'm on my hands and knees until I pay for my misTake off all your clothing, we've only just begun

We have no anesthesia, it's eighteen forty

One thing we should tell you before you try again

The tests are invented by a lot of filthyMentally hysteric, she's failed the exam

Don't bother telling Lucy for she doesn't give a

Damn that nitrous oxide for when you can't escape

They say the surgeons oft commit a murder or aRazor blades are rusty and not a lot of fun

So when they try to amputate your legs, you'd better

Run and fetch the chemist, a patient's feeling sad

She's been in chains for ages and she isn't evenMadness is a nuisance and no one is immune

Your sister, mum or daughter may become a raving

Lunatics are dangerous and doctors are obeyed

They also go together just like toast and marmaLadies are like children with brains the size of squirrels

Let's give a clitoridectomies to all the little

Girls are helpless treasures that daddies must protect

So lie upon the table for the doctors to inSpeculums are super and stirrups all the rage

So spread a lady's legs and then put her back in to her

Cage of naked crazies, the surgeon's here to bleed

The doctors are all learned men and some can evenReading can be risky for women on the verge

It only did us worlds of good to poison, leech and

Purging is a penance, phlebotomy's a chore

No need to sterilize the tools, we never did beFore the night is over, before you go to bed

They'll take a hammer and nail and jam it in your

Headstones in the courtyard and statues in the park

Are not for the insane, just leave them rotting in the

D-A-R-K, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark

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