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Monogamy - Doug Stanhope



     
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Monogamy Lyrics


I pack my things I go
I leave you all alone
Well J. it`s about time
To face the facts
Our relationship sucks
Oh after six years of sex with you I'm blured
Oh even a beauty can bore
Monogamy, my agony
Is not inborn
When I`ve said
I`ve done it all for you
I`ve always been true blue
Whenever you were sad
I was there
Yeah
I lied
All the nights I spent through
Lying next to you

Listening to your breath
It`s such a drag
To loose the best I`ve ever had
To accept the fact that I will miss you
...ignore the fear of being alone
My Venus is there nothing left between us
Monogamy my agony
Is not inborn
CHORUS
I`ve done it all for fucking you
I`ve always been true blue
Whenever you were so sad
I was there

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Doug Stanhope (born March 25, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian. Stanhope's career began in 1990 in Las Vegas, Nevada. He was the host of Comedy Central's The Man Show for its two final seasons and has appeared on ABC's The View. He has also produced and starred in "Invasion of the Hidden Cameras" (a project for the Fox Broadcasting network). Stanhope has made appearances at several major comedy festivals, including the Montreal Just For Laughs, US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colorado, the Chicago Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland...

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