Monster Movie Fan Lyrics

to no schoolproms i never go
i always bring my dates
to the horrorpicture-show
i lean over to kiss her lips
she says no, go buy me some crispsyeah i am a monster movie fan
in the backrow of the theatre
sitting side by side
i am a horrorpicture freak
she'll be mine oh mine
when they turn out the lightsdracula & frankenstien appears on the screen
together with the meanest creatures you ever seen
gently i put my hand on her lap
she leaves me with a broken nose
from a solid planted slabyeah im a monster movie fan
in the backrow of the theatre
sitting side by side
im a horrorpicture freak
she'll be mine oh mine

when they turn out the lightscause im a monster movie fan
well in the backrow of the theatre
sittin side by side
im a horrorpicture freak
yeah she'll be mine oh mine
when they turn out the lightsthe same thing happens to me everytime
just trying to be nice to them, is that a crime
another date another week, man oh man
i just cant help it im a monster movie fanyeah im a monster movie fan
in the backrow of the theatre
sitting side by side
im a horrorpicture freak
yeah she'll be mine oh mine
when they turn out the lightsim a monster movie fan
well in the backrow of the theatre
sittin side by side
im a horrorpicture freak
yeah she'll be mine oh mine
when they turn out the lights