Mr. Spock Lyrics

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon
An' you want a guy with Savoir Faire
Somebody who can take control of it
Someone with cool black shiny hairYeah, you don't want a boyfriend
What you want is Mr. Spock
To come to your wasteland and destroy the robot
Something more than human
Someone with blood that's cold and green
You want something better than meCaptain Kirk, went to the planet
An' there he fought the man-lizard
He saved the ship, invented the gunpowder
But that's just not good enough for you, is it?No, you don't want a boyfriend
What you want is Mr. Spock
To come to your wasteland and destroy the robot
Something more than human
Someone with blood that's cold and green
You want something better than me, meYou sit all night at your computer
Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper

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What you want is Mr. Spock
To come to your wasteland and destroy the robot
Something more than human
Someone with blood that's cold and green
You want something better than me, me, than me