Mrs. Morgan

Well, I'm Catherine Morgan

And I'm the next-door neighbor to the Gotee's

And uh, the Gotee's were over there

And they had a drummer that came in here

To play the drums that day

And he played it early in the mornin', and he played it

I had him for breakfast, and for lunch, and for dinner

So I hollered at Todd and told him

That I couldn't stand that drummer any longer

That he was driving my crazy

And Kevin spoke up and said, "Mrs. Morgan," says, "that's a live drummer

We've got over there today"

And I said, "If he hits the drum one more time

He's gone be a dead drummer"

And that was the last I heard of the drummer that day