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My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVDMy dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick, large like the Chargers, the whole team
No shit look like you fourteenMy dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick, so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary ColemanMy dick, pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dudeMy dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick, more mass than the Earth
Your dick, half staff, it needs workMy dick, been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, V.I.P.

Your shit needs I.D.It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like JesusIt's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like JesusMy dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkinMy dick, size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick, good good lovin'
Your dick, good for nothin'My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick, pretty damn skimpy
Your dick, hungry as a hippieMy dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machineMy dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick, rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncleMy dick goes to yoga
Your dick, fruit roll-up
My dick, grade-A beef
Your dick, Mayday geekMy dick, sick and dangerous
Your dick, quick and painless
My dick, 'nuff said.
Your dick loves FredIt's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like JesusIt's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
Songwriters
YESHE PERL, SIMON REX CUTRIGHT, ARMEN MELICKPublished by
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Mickey Avalon (real name Yeshe Perl) is a rap artist from Hollywood, California. His debut self-titled solo album was released Nov. 7, 2006 on Interscope/Shoot to Kill Records in association with MySpace Records. Avalon blends dark, lewd, and crizzled lyrical hooks with hip-hop beats.

Frequent topics of Avalon's songs are his experiences with substance abuse and prostitution. His family upbringing was tumultuous and both he and his parents were involved with drugs. Avalon's paternal grandparents are Holocaust survivors; both endured lasting injuries from their imprisonment at Auschwitz.

Avalon is friends with Antonio, who encouraged Avalon to write lyrics and perform when Mickey was broke and living on Anton's sofa. Avalon soon gained a following in the Los Angeles nightclub scene. He has since enjoyed a surge in popularity partly due to promotion of his music on the MySpace website.

In the media

Avalon appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show on Friday the February 23, 2007.

He appeared in an episode of The Simple Life where he auditioned to perform the song "Friends and Lovers" at a lesbian wedding.

Avalon's sexually-themed song "Jane Fonda" was featured in HBO's Entourage.

Avalon appeared on Steven's Untitled Rock Show on Wednesday the April 3, 2007

Avalon replaced Gnarls Barkley as the opening act for the Red Hot Chili Peppers on March 12, 2007 in Oklahoma City. At that show John Frusciante joined Avalon onstage and criticized the audience for their poor reception and "booing" of Avalon. Avalon repeatedly told the audience he wasn't wanting to get in the way of the Chili Peppers performing, he was just there to "pay the rent". Frusciante also sent a very long and heated letter to the fans of www.redhotchilipeppers.com explaining how upset he was at the audiences' disrespect of Avalon.

Avalon appeared onstage with Shaun Ryder and the rest of the Happy Mondays at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival in Indio, Calif.

Avalon opened for T.I. at the University of California, Santa Barbara's "Extravaganza" event in May 2007.

Avalon's "What Do You Say?" was featured in the 2009 movie "The Hangover."

Collaborations

On Unwritten Law's 2007 greatest hits/remix album, The Hit List, Avalon performs "Shoulda Known Better".

Avalon is a member of the trio Dyslexic Speedreaders with Simon Rex (AKA Dirt Nasty) and Andre Legacy. The group tours occasionally with Avalon's solo act.

Avalon's DJ and manager is DJ Kev E Kev.

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