My Dog Is Mean Lyrics

How come my dog's so calm
Man, whenever you're on the scene?
How come my dog's so calm
Man, whenever you're on the scene?
Man I just can't understand it
'Cause I know my dog is meanWell, he bit my next door neighbor
Bit my father too
Growl at my mummy
Ate up my own shoeHow come my dog's so calm
Man, whenever you're on the scene?
Man I just can't understand it
'Cause I know my dog is meanYou've been coming around my house
When my wife is all alone
No, you don't know voodoo
My dog don't like no boneHow come my dog's so calm
Man, whenever you're on the scene?
Man I just can't understand it
'Cause I know my dog is meanWell, I've got a good watch dog

With me he never failed
But every time you come around, boy
He just sit and wag his tailHow come my dog's so calm
Man, whenever you're on the scene?
Man I just can't understand it
'Cause I know my dog is meanNow, he can see like an owl
He can hear you drop a pin
But what I want to know, boy
How the hell, did you get in?How come my dog's so calm
Man, whenever you're on the scene?
Man I just can't understand it
'Cause I know my dog is mean