Nasty As I Wanna Be Lyrics

(Intro)
Dirt is the white boy, people think I'm funny.
Quit smokin' weed, now my nose is all runny.
Coke in my pocket, lobster in my tummy.
Paranoid as shit that the cops are comin' for me.
Bluh. I ain't even breakin' the law,
Just fuckin' your chick on the hood of your car.
And the bitch is annoyin',
Had to change my number like Cobe and Jordan.
Dirt to the nasty,
Smell like your dead homie layin' up in the caskey.
Sneakin' through your varrio,
With mushrooms like Luigi and Mario.
Then I crash the party,
And sock you in the face if you rock Ed Hardy.
Dude, I'm gnarly.
I get my dick sucked by the mentally retardy.

I'm nasty as I wanna be.
I'm nasty girl, so nasty.
I'm nasty as I wanna be.
I'm nasty girl, so nasty.
I'm nasty as I wanna be.
I'm nasty girl, so nasty.
I'm nasty as I wanna be.
I'm nasty girl, so nasty.
Dirt gets pussy, you got a bunch of dudes.
I step in the saloon with my cowboy boots,
So clear the floor, I got a new dance,
Hop out the chopper in my parachute pants.
Flip like a ninja,
Never get injured,
When I fuck you on the hardwood floor you get splintas.
I'm the dirtiest dude on the streets,
So dope your bitch gonna O.D. on me.
Smokin' speed with ODB,
He told me "Hey cracka, You crazy!"
I fuck old ladies,
Blind, crippled and crazy,
In their old Mercedes.
And I'm eatin' out all there friends,
"What's taste like Dirt?" "Huh, depends."
Top notch hoes to average geeks,
I tear up the pussy like a savage beast.
(Chorus)
Went from ashy to flashy,
Then back to white trashy,
They ask me "Hey Dirt, why you so nasty?"
Cause I just don't give a fuck,
Bump Milli Vanilli, Ice in the trunk.
Trick dumb sluts in the pickup truck,
Get my dick sucked,
Then I stick em up.
Skanks get ganked,
And if I get locked up, got my keys to the shank.
Thank the lord,
For blessin' Dirt Nasty with the flesh-sword.
They call me Sexcalibur,
Swing my hammer on your melons like Gallagher.
Cracker-ass fantastic,
In the suburbs with my ghetto blasta'.
I rap slow and then I rap faster,
I'm the result of takin' too much acid.
(Chorus)
(Outro)
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Lyrics submitted by Rekweum Raps.