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We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.Hello.So, Natalie, what's a day in life of Natalie Portman like?Do you really want to know?Please, tell us...I don't sleep, motherfucker
Off that yak and that durban
Doin' 120 gettin' head while I'm swervin'Damn Natalie, you a crazy chickYo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes' mouth like gushers, motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff ZuckerWhat you want, Natalie?To drink and fightWhat you need, Natalie?
To fuck all night
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat
Till your shit's in my shoe
Leave you screaming
Pay for my dry cleaning
Fuck your man
It's my name that he's screamin'I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?I never said I was a role model.But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman, motherfucker
Drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat
And pour nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry

While I laugh, you die
And all the dudes
You know I'm talkin' to you
We love you, NatalieI wanna fuck you, too
P is for Portman
P is for pussy!
I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun
So don't push meWow! Natalie... I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.Well there's a lot you may not know about me.Really? Uh, such as?When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
You gotta buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shitNatalie you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah!)
And I always pay for your dry cleaning
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?)
And as for the drug use
Well, I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you, girlOkie-doke. Natalie... one final question, if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it-No more questions
What?!
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The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They write, produce, and are featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg is a current cast member, Taccone and Schaffer are writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick In A Box" featuring Justin Timberlake, "Jizz In My Pants, "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, and "I'm On A Boat" featuring T-Pain. In August 2007, "Hot Rod" was released, which was co-written by the Dudes (with Pam Brady) and directed by Akiva.
It co-starred Andy, Jorma and fellow SNL-ers Bill Hader and Chris Parnell, among others.

On February 10, 2009 the Lonely Island's debut record "Incredibad" was released. It includes most of the SNL Digital Shorts as well as new songs featuring E-40, Julian Casablancas, Beck, Jack Black, and Norah Jones.

On their YouTube channel, The Lonely Island announced an upcoming album on October 28, 2010, which would be released in the spring of 2011. On December 18, 2010, the SNL Digital Short was the official music video of "I Just Had Sex" (featuring Akon), the first single off the album.

On January 29, 2011, the group debuted "The Creep" featuring Nicki Minaj and a cameo by filmmaker John Waters, on SNL and YouTube. On March 15, 2011, Direct Current Music reported that the album would be named Turtleneck & Chain and would be released on May 10, 2011. On April 1, 2011, The Lonely Island appeared as guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where they premiered the lead track, "We're Back!", as well as the new album cover. On April 19, 2011, the group released "Motherlover" featuring Justin Timberlake as the fourth single from the album. This song was last featured on season 34 of SNL.

The group held a fundraiser to promote their new album on April 16, 2011. This event was at Amoeba Music in Berkeley, California. There were only 250 tickets available, and the only way to obtain a ticket was to preorder their album. They hosted a Q&Asession and an autograph session. Shortly after, "Motherlover" was released on iTunes. On May 7, they released a new track, "Jack Sparrow", featuring Michael Bolton. Turtleneck & Chain was both Emmy and Grammy nominated (for Best Comedy Album).

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