Naughty Lyrics

Naughty
Phone rings...
Spoken
‘Hello? ... My mum, she’s gone out...she’s gone out with a man’ (phone call ends) ‘she’s gone out with my dad....’
Naughty, ev’rybody hates me cos i’m Naughty
No-ones been round lately since I sat on Grandma’s knee
And put stricnene in her tea,
Naughty, that’s me
Naughty, ‘corse I tried to shave the cat, I’m naughty,
corse i tore up mum’s new hat and fed it to the birds
She said naughty little words,Naughty, that’s me.
I ‘ate to visit places if we do I make rude faces at the people a passin’ by.
I love to chase and tantalise all little gals who’re ‘alf my size
They hate me. I wonder why?

Oh naughty, when it’s time to go to bed, i’m naughty,
I llay down and bang my ‘dad and holler and scream and shout ‘til me dad gives me a clout.
Naughty, that’s me.
I ‘ate to visit places if i do i make rude faces at the people a passin’ by
I love to chase and tanterlise all little girls who’re ‘alf my size,
they ‘ate me. I wonder why?
Naughty. When it’s time to go to bed, I’m naughty.
I lay down and bang my head and ‘oller and scream and shouat
Til my dad gives me a shout, naughty, that’s me.
Spoken...
I’ve got a new cowboy six shooter, look.
(Put it away. You’ll hurt somebody)
‘Course I won’t, it’s only a toy...i’ll show you...
(Fires twice... sound of something falling)
Naughty, that’s me.
Lyrics Submitted by Terri Gambrill