No Dairy Please! - Kyle Dine

No Dairy Please! Lyrics

Sheeps go Baaaaa
Cows go Moo
I can’t have anything from you
Cream goes splat!
Milk goes swoosh
I can’t have any dairy foods
So no dairy, no dairy please!
When I go out to my grandpa’s farm
I play in the hay that’s in the barn
When it comes time to milk a cow
I just pass and ride the plow
I can’t eat food from a cow or goat
Like vanilla ice cream in a root beer float
It doesn’t matter if it’s 2% of skim
Milk gives me hives right on my skin

Sheeps go Baaaaa
Cows go Moo
I can’t have anything from you
Cream goes splat!
Milk goes swoosh
I can’t have any dairy foods
So no dairy, no dairy please!
I wish I could eat more at the farm
But so many things just cause me harm
From milking the cow to making cheese
No dairy please!
Yogurt, milk, sour cream
It’s not so hard as it may seem
Skip that butter and I’ll skip that rash
And I’ll never deal with a milk mustache
Sheeps go Baaaaa
Cows go Moo
I can’t have anything from you
Cream goes splat!
Milk goes swoosh
I can’t have any dairy foods
So no dairy, no dairy please!
Hey do you want to hear a joke?
Where do cow’s go when they want a night out? To the Moooooovies!
How does a farmer count his cows? With a cowculator!
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
Sheeps go Baaaaa
Cows go Moo
I can’t have anything from you
Cream goes splat!
Milk goes swoosh
I can’t have any dairy foods
So no dairy, no dairy please!
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Lyrics submitted by Kyle Dine.