AY AY AY AY AY!
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!
(Uno, dos, tres, quatro!)
My teacher asked me where my homework was, and that's when I told her,
No hablo Ingles.
Policeman caught me doing 90 and that's when he pulled me over.
No hablo Ingles.
A hippie with a tambourine, asking me if I could spare a dollar.
No hablo Ingles.
Some douche bag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar.
No hablo Ingles.
(One!) When I'm not feeling it,
(Two!) When someone's pulling shit,
(Three!) When I get cut off at the bar.
To make your getaway,
It's all you gotta say,
(Quatro, cinco, seis!)
*Maracas*
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers Movie.
No hablo Ingles.
Walking my dog, I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doody.
No hablo Ingles.
My mother gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday.
No hablo Ingles.
A guy walks up and says, "Donde esta casa de Pepe?"
He no habla Ingles.
(One!) So many different uses,
(Two!) You don't need no excuses,
(Three!) It's as easy as the third grade!
The perfect getaway,
It's all you gotta say,
(Quatro, cinco, seis!)
*Beer can opens*
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
*Whistles* Egg roll! *Laughing*
Did you brush you teeth?
NO HABLO INGLES!
Where'd you leave your PANTS?
NO HABLO INGLES!
Did you feed the fish?
NO HABLO INGLES!
Do you like my BAND?
...Wait... Don't answer that.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
Do you want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles!
(Hey, hey, hey!)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles!
Hey, how bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles!
(Hey, hey, hey!)
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
*Jaret laughs*
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
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