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AY AY AY AY AY!
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU!
(Uno, dos, tres, quatro!)
My teacher asked me where my homework was, and that's when I told her,
No hablo Ingles.
Policeman caught me doing 90 and that's when he pulled me over.
No hablo Ingles.
A hippie with a tambourine, asking me if I could spare a dollar.
No hablo Ingles.
Some douche bag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar.
No hablo Ingles.
(One!) When I'm not feeling it,
(Two!) When someone's pulling shit,
(Three!) When I get cut off at the bar.
To make your getaway,
It's all you gotta say,

(Quatro, cinco, seis!)
*Maracas*
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers Movie.
No hablo Ingles.
Walking my dog, I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doody.
No hablo Ingles.
My mother gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday.
No hablo Ingles.
A guy walks up and says, "Donde esta casa de Pepe?"
He no habla Ingles.
(One!) So many different uses,
(Two!) You don't need no excuses,
(Three!) It's as easy as the third grade!
The perfect getaway,
It's all you gotta say,
(Quatro, cinco, seis!)
*Beer can opens*
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
*Whistles* Egg roll! *Laughing*
Did you brush you teeth?
NO HABLO INGLES!
Where'd you leave your PANTS?
NO HABLO INGLES!
Did you feed the fish?
NO HABLO INGLES!
Do you like my BAND?
...Wait... Don't answer that.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
Do you want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo Ingles!
(Hey, hey, hey!)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo Ingles!
Hey, how bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
No hablo Ingles!
(Hey, hey, hey!)
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo Ingles!
*Jaret laughs*
No hablo Ingles.
(Hey, hey, hey!)
No hablo Ingles.
No hablo Ingles.
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Bowling for Soup (acronym: BFS, or sometimes B4S) is a pop punk band based in Denton, Texas (but originally from Wichita Falls, Texas) formed in 1994 from the ruins of an old metal band. Quoting Jaret Reddick, the lead singer, "we wanted to make happy music". They're known for their often humorous lyrics, upbeat guitar riffs, and Jaret's distinctive voice.

They are best known for their singles "Girl All The Bad Guys Want" in 2002 on Drunk Enough To Dance which was nominated for a 2003 Grammy Award for "Best Pop Performance by a Group or Duo" and "1985" (originally written by Mitch Allan of SR-71) in 2004 on A Hangover You Don't Deserve. Speaking with Songfacts about "Girl All The Bad Girls Want" in a 2010 interview, Reddick said: "'Girl All The Bad Guys Want' was my very first co-write ever, and me and Butch Walker sat in a room and literally wrote that song in 30 minutes. I mean, it was done."

The band's name is derived from comedian Steve Martin's "Bowling for Sh*t" routine from his 1978 comedy album, Wild and Crazy Guy, itself a reference to Bowling for Dollars. Jaret Reddick has also stated that at the end of his last performance with his old band one of the members came on stage and proclaimed "Come back next week when we play with our new band... Bowling For Soup!". This was supposed be to be joke name, but since they couldn't think of anything better the name stuck. Their single '1985' can be found on the UK and the Norwegian editions of Singstar Rocks for the PS2.

They have also became hits on Radio Disney with edits of "1985", "Punk Rock 101", "High School Never Ends", and the inclusion of their version of "I Melt With You" in the Disney movie "Sky High". They have also written and recorded "Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day" as the theme song for Disney's "Phineas and Ferb"

Band Lineup:
Jaret Reddick - Lead Vocals/guitar
Chris Burney - Guitar/vocals
Erik Chandler - Bass/vocals
Gary Wiseman - Drums

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