No One Wants You As You Are Lyrics

Ugly face and big fat ass
Surgeon and a diet coke
You'd be mad
Be the one that you are
And you're welcome like a hooker in church
Here comes the fire hose dicks
Raise your hands
Be the one that you are
And you're welcome like a hooker in church
Louie came down one saturday night
Had a thing to say that he thought was right
Ball head drinks
Flat foot pills
Be the one that you are
And you're welcome like a hooker in church
Hate your tits
Hate your thighs
Well I can sell you pair of new for one hell of a price

Be the one that you are
And you're welcome like a hooker in church
Carrie came down one saturday night
Had a thing to say that she thought was right
Nailed her up onto a wooden cross