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Not On Christmas Eve - The Dan Band



     
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Not On Christmas Eve Lyrics


Another tear drip down my cheek while I watch it snow
All alone again under the mistletoe
You say you're out buying presents now for me
But I saw the digits on your caller IDWe've been down this road so many time before
Still I can't believe you're constantly a ho
I make date nights, pay your bills and buy your hair
Lord you be stressing me out but you don't careBut please don't disrespect me, baby, not on Christmas eve
Believe me boo I'm beggin' you my heart upon my sleeve
I just bought you a present, I don't wanna take it back
The mall's so far awayWhere you at now, cheatie, all the stores are closed
You been frontin' but now all your lies exposed
I call you celly and tell me why do it go straight to voice mail?
I been blind so long I should be readin' BrailleBut please don't disrespect me, baby, not on Christmas eve
Believe me boo I'm beggin' you my heart upon my sleeve
I just bought a kick-ass present, I don't wanna take it back
The mall's so far awayI don't wanna play this, not no more
Take your perpetration out the door
Why you gotta leave me crying on the floor?I can't take it, not on Christmas

No, you didn'tNow you come up in here waving your white flag
How 'bout this mofo let's see what's in that bag
Give me my propers, show me what the hell got there inside
If you ain't lyin' you got nothgin' to hideOh, my present better be in that bag
Or I'll leave your sorry ass to fuckin' night for realsOh my God, I love it, is that for me?
Holy cow it fit me to a T
You know I never doubted you, babyI love you, Happy Christmas
You're my baby, honey, I love you, kiss me

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The Dan Band is a comedy band from Los Angeles, California, created by actor/comedian Dan Finnerty. The band is well known for its covers of originally female-performed pop songs, with added obscenities and swearing. Their live show has become a staple of Los Angeles nightlife, with Entertainment Weekly naming it “the hottest ticket in town” Dan has made notable appearances in the movies Old School (singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and “Lady”), The Terminal, Starsky & Hutch, where he performed Roberta Flack’s “Feel Like Makin’ Love” at a Bat Mitzvah...

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