Nun Lyrics

I don't want a pretty woman
Blondes just ain't my thing
I don't want some hot dancer
Even if she can sing
I don't want a pretty woman
With her skirt above her knees
I just want a penguin chick to play with my rosaries
I want a nun
I want a nun
I want a nun that I can give and take
A habit I would never break
I want a nun
A nun would be good for me
I would never love another
Things'll work out so perfectly

Black is my favorite color!
A nun would be good for me
She'd satisfy my glands
If only she'd whip out the ruler and smack it on my hands
I want a nun
I want a nun
I want a nun for an escort
Communion of a different sort
I want a nun
You know what I'm talkin' about.
A nun would be good for me
But she'd have to know who's boss
If she's misbehavin',
Well I'd fix about my cross
Don't make her do no penance
Just wait for her to say please
I guarantee she won't be prayin' when she gets down on her knees
Heh heh heh heh.
I want a nun
I want a nun
I want a nun that ain't no slob
She could give me a trinity job
I want a nun
I don't want a pretty woman
Blondes just ain't my thing
I don't want some hot dancer
Even if she can sing
I don't want a pretty woman
With her skirt above her knees
I just want a penguin chick to play with my rosaries
I want a nun
I want a nun
I want a nun that ain't no slob
She can give me a trinity job
I want a nun for an escort
Communion of a different sort
I want a nun to give and take, baby
A habit I would never break baby
I want a nun nun nun!
I gotta have a nun nun nun
No that'd be fun fun fun
Fun nun fun nun
Yeah.
Dominus obiscum, baby!
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Lyrics submitted by Joe Mudak.