Nurds Lyrics

I'm so glad I am oneNurdsWhen I was a young girl
I went to Catholic school
Hung around all the nuns
That was so uncoolAll the other girls were wearing
Make-up in fourth grade
But I was not allowed
I wore anklets and prayedNurdsPaula Duvle dyed her hair
And started going out with boys
I was into homework
And trying to get toysIt was around that time
I discovered what I was
For instance I said 'Policeman'
But Paula called them 'Fuzz'NurdsThen I went to high school
It really hit me hard
I started finding out that
They were calling me retardIn the gymnasium I was not a hit
There was something really interesting
About the way my gym suit fitNurdsI'm so glad I am one