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I like older Woman How bout you?
19's are good to look at,
but they're to young for my lovin'
20's are fun but they're not done,
you need to stick 'em back in the oven
At 33 they're divorced and free,
but now they hate all men
But at 42 they love to screw!
But wanna get married again!
ohh I like older Woman How bout you?
Hey at 59 they're lookin' fine,
but they're still not a winner.
But man alive at 65,
You get a discount when you take 'em to dinner
At 78 hey they're looking great!
bending over with their gravy ladle.
But if your talking chicks at 86!
You know you're still robbing the cradle!

Yeah I like older Woman, the older they are the better!
Gotta take out the teeth to give you a kiss
or nit you a brand new sweater!
Hey there house smells just like cornbread
Thier hair's a pretty shade of blue.
I go insane when they walk with a cane,
in othapedic shoes!
Have you ever made love in an afghan?
with all your toes a pokin' through
It's that feeling I get
Lord I swear that make my pecker grow an inch or two!
I like older Woman how bout you?!

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Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content.


Read more about Rodney Carrington on Last.fm.


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