One Hundred Things You Should Have Done in Bed Lyrics

I haven't left here yet but I'm trying
I'm still tied to the bed, can you come here?
When you come, could you please bring a knife
And cut me down?
'Cause she is larger than life and I'm frightenedA 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them
A 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to tryAt least the dog has a smile on its face most of the time
I'm drained and I'm dry and I'm sore, it's not that bad
If she could be here all the time, it would kill me
I think I've been broken in two and I can't screamA 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them
A 100 things you should have done in bed
But you never got the chance to try them