Ever think of drawing up a Venn diagram for all your favorite drunks? Like, where the circle for "chick who might be on mushrooms" might collide with "guy who won't stop talking about the Bleach reissue?" With maybe a little slice of "impossible beard dude" popping in there for fun? Well, guess what? You let the goddamn diagram eat after midnight. And now its nexus has crawled off the construction paper and formed Sick Weapons. Now Baltimore's lousy with fart drama.

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