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Somewhere over the buffet
food piled high
there's a meal I must get to
stop me and you will die
Somewhere over the buffet
watch me fly
eating up all of the profits
making the owner cry
Someday I'll have my own buffet when no one can tell me to stop eating
with prime ribs, pork chops, pizza, ham, a gastronomic wonderland
I'll be at every seating
If scrawny skinny man can fly, beyond the buffet, why oh why can't I
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When asked to describe his stand-up, John Pinette said, "I talk about my life, it is the funniest thing I can think of. For some reason, people enjoy seeing me lose my cherub like demeanor." John Pinette has been entertaining audiences around the world in a variety of ways for over fifteen years, but it is making people laugh that John enjoys most of all. He was named Stand-Up Comedian of the Year by the American Comedy Awards in 1999 and has received a Gemini Award nomination for his superb televised performance at The Montreal Comedy Festival in 2000.

Read more about John Pinette on Last.fm.


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