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Pandas Lyrics


Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
White and black, the friendly bears of China
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What shall be done about these Chinese bears?
What shall be done about these friendly bears?Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Yay!Why should we save them?
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda,

Do something good for you?
They can't wear t-shirts,
They can't bounce basketballs
They can't walk tightropes,
Over Niagra FallsDie, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must dieYou fat bastardAll endangered species
Leave endangered feces
If you knew how bad they smelled
You would gladly take their pelt
If we kill them all
We can have more parking lots
We can have small couches
Made of little ocelotsDie, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die.

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Corky and the Juice Pigs was a Canadian comedy musical group made up of Phil Nichol, Greg Neale, and Sean Cullen. Their output consisted mainly of original comedic songs, largely satirical and often parodying various musical styles. The group formed in 1987 in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, and disbanded in 1998 Skilled improvisers, they are best known in the United States for their performances on MADtv, including their most famous song "Eskimo", more commonly known as "Gay Eskimo", where the lyrics discussed the problems facing the sole homosexual in an isolated environment.

Read more about Corky and the Juice Pigs on Last.fm.


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