Pants - Corky and the Juice Pigs

Pants Lyrics

There's a power within me
there's an empire down below
where energy and miracles
are free and often flowSo come on everyody nowmen, women, young and old
I can feel your pain
if you touch my pantsMy pants love you,
my pants need you,
my pants want you in the middle of the nightc'mon everybody now want my pants
c'mon everybody now love my pants
c'mon everybody now touch my pants
c'mon everybody now lick my pantsMy pants, they're a miracle
You know their strength
You know what they feel
when I move they do a dance,
everybody loves my funky pants
London, England, Paris, France,
c'mon down for a little romance
Everybody take a chanceC'mon on down and touch my pantsEverybody, Everybody....

(touch my pants)MC Kilbasa rockin the house with the microphone
He's gonna tell you a little bit about where he is fromI'm a sausage, I'm a sausage
I'm a spicy European sausage, babyHow ya doin' y'all,
are you really getting funky now?
are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night, c'monLet me hear you say "yo"
Let me hear you say "yoyo"
Let me hear you say.... (chanted gibberish)Take a chance with my pants
Unzip my pants
Pants, pants (repeat)Pants are like Jesus
they can cure all known diseases
they get stained when you dip them in cheeses
they get cold in the breezes
you're an ocean, they're in season
you're a cat, they get fleases
my pants they always pleasesMy pants can love you baby,
c'mon everybody now love my pants
c'mon everybody now lick my pants.