Pee With Your Father - Robby Roadsteamer

Pee With Your Father Lyrics

The Sweatpant Boners -- Pee With Your Father (Lyrics)
(Singer, Robby Roadsteamer)
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(Variant lyrics below -- Lyric section used during live performance at The Paradise)
This song is about bonding.
And urinating.
With the man who brought you into this world.
Who'll tell you how to throw the curveball,
How to catch your meat,
This song is called, "Pee With Your Father".
(Song begins)
When times are hard and your girlfriend's cheating,

Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When the kids at school; giving you a beating,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you try to drive home and you hit at pedestrian,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a lesbian,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
All the boys,
Pee with your father!
All the ladies,
Pee with your father!
Everybody,
Pee with your father!
When you have a bad day in a cubicle,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When your girlfriend drags you to store to buy shoes,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When your mom catches you pulling your rod,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When your girlfriend drives you right insane,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
All the boys,
Pee with your father!
All the ladies,
Pee with your father!
Everybody,
Pee with your father!
OY! OY! OY!
OY! OY! OY!
OY! OY! OY!
When you have a bad date and Panera Bread,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you have to watch Eraserhead,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you're sliding into home and you feel a bit of bone,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
So you think you are a man because you wipe it with your hand,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
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(Variant lyrics below -- Lyric section used during music video)
(Singer, Robby Roadsteamer)
When times are hard and your girlfriend is cheating,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When the kids at school; giving you a beating,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you try to drive home and you hit at pedestrian,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When your girlfriend tells you she's a lesbian,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
All the boys,
Pee with your father!
All the girls,
Pee with your father!
Everybody,
Pee with your father!
When you try to fry your steak and your house burns down.
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you're drunk at the circus and you feel up the clown,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you get thrown out of school for booing the teacher,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you're thrown out of church for heckling the preacher,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
All the boys,
Pee with your father!
All the ladies,
Pee with your father!
Everybody,
Pee with your father!
OY! OY! OY!
OY! OY! OY!
OY! OY! OY!
When you crap your pants at the batting cage,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you fall on your ass at the bowling lane,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
When you're sliding into home and you throw a bit of bone,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
So you think you are the man because you wipe it with your hand,
Pee with your father!
Pee with your father!
All the boys,
Pee with your father!
All the ladies,
Pee with your father!
Everybody,
Pee with your father!
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Lyrics submitted by George Johnson.