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Petrov, Yelyena, and me.
Lost, but happy, at sea
Petrov and Yelyena said to me
"Shouldn't we have something to eat?"Well, I say
"There are plenty of fish in the sea"
But all they can see, is me.They say, "Any last requests?"
Biding my time, I say "Yes.
I want to party, just we three.
Lost, but happy at sea."So we drank all night from the keg
I passed out, then awoke with one leg
I said, "Petrov, have you seen my leg?"
He said "No" and he went back to bed
But he looked suspiciously well fed.Three days later they were hungry again
They said, "Any last requests, again, my friend?"
I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
You know, like you're at a rock concert going "More, more!""Ah, it was a hilarious hilarious moment in a very bleak bleak time of my life."So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones,
When I awoke they were chewing on bones.
Yelena was supping blood from a cup,

That's when I knew something was up."Hey Petrov?"
"What?"
"What is that you're eating?"
"Nothing"
"It looks like a meat."
"Oh, this? It's um, one of those, um, fish."
"How come it looks so much like my arm?"
"It's an.... arm fish."
"What about the fingers?"
"Fish fingers."
"Well, you see, the thing is, my arm seems to haveabeen
Hacked off at the elbow last night. I was just wondering if you might have seen it."
"Oh, yeah, look at that, no arm over there.
Oh, don't you hate it when that happens?
I don't know, um, you were very drunk last night.
Perhaps you lost it?.. In a fair game of chance."
"Oh, you're probably right."
"Yeah, you know how it is when we're drunk."
"Yeah"
"'You say 'I'll bet my arm'"
"Oh."
"Just relax. Enjoy the sea, and have some more, fish."Four months now lost at sea,
My friends have almost finished me.
Now they are using recipesTonight, we are having some "me goering""But wait, this 'You Goering' is absolutely delicious.
You should come over here right away and try some,
You really would be proud of yourself."
"How can I? You have eaten all of my leg!"
"Ooh, someone obviously isn't getting any."Late that night, while they were asleep,
I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat
I was very ill, but revenge is so sweet
Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat."Yes, eat it all up.
Not so sweet all of a sudden, hm?"When I awoke, they were already dead
All that was left of me was my head
No, not dead, just a head.
Lost, but happy, at sea.
Lost, but lonely, at sea.
Lost, but so lonely
At sea
Songwriters
CLEMENT, JEMAINE ATEA MAHANA / MCKENZIE, BRET PETER T.Published by
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Flight of the Conchords is a Grammy award-winning folk/pop/comedy duo comprised of Bret Mckenzie formerly of The Black Seeds, Video Kid, and The Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra fame and Jemaine Clement formerly of The Humourbeasts, who met in 1998 while studying film and theatre in Wellington, New Zealand. Billing themselves as "New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo", the group uses a combination of witty banter and acoustic guitars to work the audience.

The band has released four records, Folk the World Tour; a self-titled album, Flight of the Conchords; an EP, The Distant Future, which won a 2007 Grammy for Best Comedy Album, and a sophomore effort for Sub Pop, I Told You I Was Freaky released October 20, 2009.

In 2002 they performed at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for the first time. Returning in 2003, with a new show, they were nominated for the prestigious Perrier Award. They also performed there in 2004.

In 2005, BBC Radio 2 broadcast their first radio series. Largely improvised, it features Rob Brydon as their narrator, rhys darby as their manager and Jimmy Carr as a devoted fan called Kipper. Also in 2005, HBO gave the group a special on their Friday night half-hour stand-up comedy series One Night Stand.

Jemaine Clement has appeared in 2006 television commercials for Outback Steakhouse in the U.S. This advertising campaign was launched during Superbowl XL. He also narrates the world famous in New Zealand television commercials for L&P.

The duo currently stars in their award winning television series, also entitled "Flight of the Conchords", which began on the American television channel HBO in June 2007. Its first season had 12 episodes and the second and final season - which began in January 2009 had ten episodes. The show features rhys darby as their manager Murray, Kristen Schaal as obsessive fan Mel, Arj Barker as their friend Dave and Eugene Mirman as their landlord.

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