Pimpin' Ain't Easy Lyrics

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Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go
Pimpin' ain't easy
(Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy)One, two, three, four, to five, six, seven
Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven
Twelve, thirteen, start your age
Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stageLike an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum
Better get off the virgin before I cum
Pick up my pants and thump and thump

I think I'll call up Tootie, she'll give me some
Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scumI say damn, I love the way I make my posse rolla
'Specially if the hoochie's on birht controla
Lift her up just like a pick up truck
Then I sat her down and we started to fuckMade whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie
Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh
I hope this time I don't make a cookie
Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie
Two from the Greg Nice from the o-o-old school
But bullshit, I ain't no fool, 'cozAnything goes when it comes to hoes, they go
Pimpin' ain't easy
(Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy)Well, I say, extra, extra!
Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya
I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it
The Big Daddy law is anti-faggotThat means no homosexuality
What's in my pants'll make you see reality
And if you wanna see a smooth black Casanova, bend over
'coz I don't half-step when it comes to broads
The K A N E 'll go the whole nine yardsThere's no time for coversation my dear
Is all I wanna hear
So let's make a move, as I get smooth
'coz the purpose I serve is to sootheI'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk
Even white girls be sayin' "Ooh, Kane's a hunk!"
Even Puerto Rican girls be callin' me papi
Some try to copy, but they look sloppy
So imitators who wanna step to a
Brother like me, lick my manureAnything goes when it comes to hoes, they go
Pimpin' ain't easy
(Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy)I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo
And when I used to be with Scott, I was a super-hoe
But now I'm coolin' with Kane and Greg N I C E
And if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a feeI love bonin', and all my friends they will agree
That when it comes to pimpin' hoes,it ain't easy
First name, Smooth, Last name, B
WHen I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenlyI like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg
And when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg
They rub it with oils and suck it with ice
Now I'm sweating,.my mind is in paradiseAnything goes when it comes to hoes, they go
Pimpin' ain't easy
(Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy)Tip-tip-toein', Scoob Lover's out hoein'
Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'
Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'
Right in front of me, mmm, not even knowin'A brown-skinned cutie, big, plump booty
Nametag earrings readin' off Tootie
Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams
From my eyesight that was what it seemedI said, uh, come a little bit closer
To Scoob that night, choice guy, she said "Hi
Hi, hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you
I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you
How 'bout dinner, a Salisbury steak?"
I said, "Sorry Honey-Dip but I already ate"So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder
Went for Tootie 'coz the girl was much older
East to the Benz, I slowly walked
Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk
Sex in my mind, I was sure of it
I wanted to tax that ass like the governmentAnything goes when it comes to hoes, they go
Pimpin' ain't easy
(Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy
Pimpin' ain't easy, pimpin' ain't easy)Well, it's Friday night, ain't a damn thing funny
Bitch better have my money