Please Remain Calm Lyrics

His Sunday best includes the helmet of an astronaut
Tablecloth cape, embroidered number 8 sayin'
"I am a probe man, I am a probe man"
Dancin' to the beat of a mother coming down, sing itPlease remain calm
Please remain calmIt's hard to tell the difference of a prophet from a crackpot
I wouldn't blame you if you'd rather stay in bed
We'd go smilin', we'd go down smilin'
Dancin' to the beat of a mother coming down, take itPlease remain calm
Please remain calm
CalmThis is a test of the emergency broadcasting system
This is a test, this is only a test
You can stand single file, put your head between your legs
You can stop drop and roll 'cause this is only a test, kick it