Polyps Lyrics

An onset of polyps
Spurt from the rectum
Like a bouquet of red fingers
Painful, yet gorgeousSo, this is what you get
For this life that you've led
Your blooming' tulips turning redPulsating, Pappular
Protuberance, Sessile villous adenomaDeep inside we can see with colonoscopy
Stalactitical growths from hardened adipose
Formations of bags contain polypular tissue
Bursting open, causing anemiaHistological tests reveal the presence of cancer
Could have been avoided, somebody made a big mistake
Substandard diet, consumption of meat led to this disease
Atypical polyps bringing you to your kneesPolypectomy
On total obstructing colorectal cancer
Merging tapeworms, make their homes in the polypsBlood, clots, hot enema
Dead crotch, worms line the colonDisgusting pig worms in the polyps
Nutrients sucked broken by solids
A flexible sigmoidoscopy, revealing upper G.I. diseaseBlood, clots, hot enema

Dead crotch, worms in the polypsYour colon shuts down
Rectus cavernosa
Finger-like polyps, stalactite depositsCaved in, bleeding
Time for colostomy
Poop shoot re-route to the sideNow a bag of excrement is always stripped to your hip
Everyone knows it and when you die you'll be screaming
Why me? Why me? Why meThis could have been stopped
This could have been avoided
This is what you get for being aliveAn onset of polyps
Spurt from the colostomy hole
This time with maggots
And hungry anal mitesSo, this is what you get
For this life that you've led
Better off dead, death by polyps