Pong Dance Lyrics

Been away for college, was the baddest geek around
He's been doing everything but make his parents proud
He tried his best to study hard but still, he got too drunk
Won lots of beer pong tournaments but still, he had to flunkHis ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend
His barbie tried a female Ken
But when the white ball hits the red cup
He's the baddest fucker in the frat clubThen he does the pong dance
The the the the pong dance
He does the pong dance
The the the the pong danceHe'd never touched a cigarette, but tried to smoke a joint
He coughed and soon he felt regret, just screaming "What's the point?!"
And every time he saw this girl his face would turn to red
Even though he told the guys he got her into bed
But when you see him at the table
He turns out to be rather stable
And when the white ball hits the red cup
He's the baddest fucker in the frat club
Then he does the pong dance

Then he does the pong dance