Pork Chop Sandwich Lyrics

Gimme something to eat
Gimme what you got
And I don't want beans cause they make me fart
I don't want no chili
No siree
Cause that leaves skid marks in my BVDs
I don't want no yogurt
Tastes like shit
I don't want a glass of milk from a cow's long tit
And no I aint in the mood for a juicy steak
And I don't want to yodel for some chocolate cake
I don't want a Big Mac or a number three
Hurry up homeboy now take a look at me
Cause I'm starving - I am about to cry
I could eat this b-b-burger on a piece of rye
Bread - I said
Cause if I don't eat soon then soon I will be dead
Cause in a minute or two I'm a cause some damage

If you don't cook me up a pork chop sandwich
Pork chop sandwich
Heat it up, heat it upHeat it up, heat it up y'all y'allI don't give a f**k if it is five days old
And I really don't care if it's hot or cold
I really don't mind if the bread got mould
Cause my pork chop sandwich cannot be sold
Oh shit I can smell it baking
Hands off junior cause this one's taken
Now oh shit it's almost done
I'm a slap that nigger right between two buns
Perhaps two pieces of pumpernickel
Put em in the toaster that I bought at Rickel's
Or did I get it at Top Supplying City
I really don't remember cause my stomach feels shitty nowPork chop sandwich
Heat it up, heat it up
Heat it up, heat it up y'all y'allI'm about to eat this lovely treat
Two pieces of bread with some pork chop meat
You want a bite
You want a bite right?
Well open up sucker cause here it comes
SoPork chop sandwich
Heat it up, heat it upHeat it up, heat it up y'all y'all
Eat itI just see it
Give it me back my head is burning
I just see it
Give it me back my head is burning
Gotta eat it
Give it me back my head is burning
Just see it
Give it me back my head is burning
Gotta eat it
Give it me back my head it burning
Just see it
Give it me back my head it burning
Gotta eat it
Give it me back my head it burning
Just see it
And I'm (?)Gimme my f**king sandwich
You piece of shit
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