Post-Modern Sleaze Lyrics

She looks ahead
She paints her toenails red
She's wet and wild
A typical 90's childShe makes every move they make
She takes everything they take
She must be a Thelma or Louise
She must be a post-modern sleazeUnscrew the wine
She'll throw a party a line
Stories extreme
She's such a drama queenCries through the night
She choked on Marlboro lights
Pure charm and grace
She hates her pretty faceShe makes every move they make
She takes everything they take
She must be a Thelma or Louise
She must be a post-modern sleazeStraw spun from gold
She craves a tortured soul
All doom and gloom

She plays an open woundShe takes everything they steal
She fakes every pain they feel
She must be a Thelma or Louise
She must be a post-modern tease