Proud to be Plastic Lyrics

Hey, what's going on?
Drool before I'm gone
Waste some precious time, you knowSure I'm looking good
Don't you think I would?
I got Cindy Crawford's videoGo and get the blow
I know where to go
Coolest place you ever seenMaybe we can dance
In a bathroom romance
To a ballad of East 17Try some ecstasy
Get as dumb as me
Read even Sting's a fanRave 'til the end
Invent another trend:
Mandela joins the Ku Klux KlanAny way the wind blow
I swallow everything!
Any way the winds blow
I'll sing the words you sing!
That is how the story goes
Consume 'til I get sick!

Any way the winds blow
Proud to be plastic!Prozac with tea
One happy family
Still remember how to laughDad gets Mommy wet
With porno on the Net
My brother spits his guts in halfI don't really care
Gotta do my hair
To get Eddie Vedder's autographI am V.I.P
You can come with me
Just get another pair of shoesWe can rob a bar
Then we steal a car
Smoke someone and we'll be newsShow me you're romantic
Let me your chick
Shoot some dude to prove you're mineShow me you're romantic
Let me your chick
Send shivers down my teenage spine
Any way the wind blow
I swallow everything!
Any way the winds blow
I'll sing the words you sing!
That is how the story goes
Consume 'til I get sick!
Any way the winds blowProud to be plastic!