Psum 14 (Parody of "Fat Lip") - ApologetiX

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well sure my movie part it won't be played by Al Pacino<br /> Well, I hope you're not thinking I'm exactly Mr. Clean, though<br /> As a kid, was in sin, and no one knew it but me<br /> And my Olan Mills portrait was Dorian Gray<br /> Well, I know I'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school<br /> You'd never know, I'd never show, I just was a shy dude<br /> But let me set you straight, 'cause all of us need saved<br /> My sin was always here but that's erasedI don't want to praise my crimes<br /> Because I know that that would be impropriety<br /> I'm just a ball of slime<br /> So come and get forgiven just like He forgave me -- act nowRead God's truth in<br /> Romans and Psalms we learn that all people fall<br /> But what would you expect knowing David and Paul<br /> Have you met 'em? Them fellas know how we need grace<br /> They did bad deeds only God could erase<br /> 'Cause David had an affair and murdered, he still repented<br /> Turning Paul around it took devine intervention<br /> Acts 9 it will confirm he messed up every church<br /> He sinned till Jesus told him, "Hey, that hurts!"I don't want to list my crimes<br /> Because I know the fragility of my peity<br /> And I recall this this line<br /> In chapter 1 verse 15 of First Timothy -- that's howDon't count on me to live with no sin<br /> Don't count on me -- I'll do it again<br /> Don't count on me -- but the point you're missin'<br /> Don't count on me -- is I'm forgivenWe're all just no good and we're nailed without Christ<br /> Act fast and He won't get upset about nothin'<br /> You can stand around and scorn and scoff like Waldorf the Muppet<br /> But you can't blame anybody; ask Jimmy Buffet<br /> 'Cause if you take no blame you'll be really on the hook<br /> You're on the Ten Most Wanted in the devil's own book<br /> That's why Psalm number 14:3 is important<br /> Because it says we're all sinners addin' up more sinsI don't want to praise my crimes<br /> Because I know that that would be impropriety<br /> I'm just a ball of slime<br /> So come and get forgiven just like He forgave me -- act now<br /> (list my crimes again) fragility of my peity<br /> (list my crimes again) 15 of First Timothy -- that's howLyrics provided by TANCODEhttps://damnlyrics.com/" readonly=""/>