Qualified Lyrics

Looky here
Better hurry up and check it out
Looky here, looky hereYour steak ain't no hipper than my pork chop
Your Cadillac ain't no hipper than my bus stop
Your champagne ain't no hipper than my soda popLooky here, I'm ready to take care of business
Have no fear, I'm already hereI'll Tell you now (I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(You know that I'm qualified)Your top hat ain't no better than my ginger brown
And your sharp skin ain't no badder than my Levis Jim
The money you got, it ain't no better than a higher spending man'sAll I've got is a little bit of common sense
I believe in my heart, the best e.d. is experienceI'll tell you now (I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(You know that I'm qualified)You may find me in a project slum
Be hanging out with all the skid row bums
I may be sick and I may seem dumb
That don't mean you know where I'm coming fromLook out kid
Just make a little room forYour social life ain't no better than my hot dog stand
Your edu-ma-cation ain't no hipper than what you understand

Your woman that you got she ain't no hipper than a hot loving bandI got the power to control
I can see clean through your blind mole?
And I want to tell you now (I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(You know that I'm qualified)Look at me, I'm filling up in class
And you better watch out, I'm stepping up fast
And I ain't a jacket on me, I've been hanging out in the projects
Hangin' out with all you rednecks
you rubbernecks and rejects
Songwriters
MAC REBENNACK, JESSIE HILLPublished by
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group