Real Girls Eat Cake Lyrics

Hey girl,
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth, you fucking dipshit,
You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let's go,
When we go out we make a great scene,
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(It's really stupid this song).I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date,
'Cause real girls eat cake.
To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake,
'Cause real girls eat cake.I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful),

Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy),
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let me have a word with your mom
'Cause she's sexy ('cause she's sexy)
It must run in your genes
If you get me,
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah)I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
(I like you).I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that,
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date,
'Cause real girls eat cake
To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake,
'Cause real girls eat cake.Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls,
Real girls eat cakeTo me you're prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you want for fuck sake,
'Cause real girls eat cakeChocolate, strawberry, banana,
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake
And chocolate cake, cream cake also with a lemon and herb cake
And some fat cake overthere
Tomatosauce cake overthere
Vegemite cake ooooh what other cakes can we have?
Jacob Fultons fuckin' cake