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Reba (Two Worlds Collide) [feat. Kenan Thompson] - The Lonely Island



     
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[Andy:]
Oh, it's been a long time coming
Two of the world's greatest
America's Sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire
(Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?)
We 'bout to take it to the top
Hit 'em, Reba[Kenan:]
Haters in my face try to keep me down
But you know we keep on shining (Here we go!)
Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds
'Bout to set this track on fire
(Yeah, she's the queen of country)
He's a comedy prince
Makin' something out of nothing
(We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)
But as usual we ended up fucking (No doubt!)[Andy:]
Flashback to when I first met Reba
Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba

I said I was a fan, she said "groovy"
Dropped her denim skirt and said, "hop to it"
Made love all night (More like we fucked!)
Kids banging on the door, tryna interrupt
But them autographs can wait
Cause this is way too strong
I can't leave it alone
Because her pussy's the bomb[Kenan:]
Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact
But these n-words keep on tripping (Okay!)
So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!)
(You're my undercover freak)
And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve
(That's right 'cause I'm a city boy)
And I'm a country girl
And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue[Andy:]
Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need
With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave (And a penis)
Hot damn, she fly
All she wanna do is fuck me
I'm a lucky guy (I'm a guy too)
My friends think I should dump her
They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster
(Your friends are smart)
Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous cause I'm dating a star
Instead of hanging with the fellas (Hanging like my nuts)
Word up, they're just liars
They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntire[Kenan:]
Since I came out my mama's butt
I knew I was destined for greatness
I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
And thought, "Hey brother, I'm gon' take this" (Tell 'em, Reba!)
So I put it right on and took a stroll
Right over to 30 Rock (SNL!)
I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
And I made him suck my dirty cock[Andy:]
So there you have it
Two worlds collide
We the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba!)
From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
For Reba I ride, 'til the day that we die (I'm Reba!
Songwriters
AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, KNOCDOWN, JORMA TACCONEPublished by
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They write, produce, and are featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg is a current cast member, Taccone and Schaffer are writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick In A Box" featuring Justin Timberlake, "Jizz In My Pants, "I Just Had Sex" featuring Akon, and "I'm On A Boat" featuring T-Pain. In August 2007, "Hot Rod" was released, which was co-written by the Dudes (with Pam Brady) and directed by Akiva.
It co-starred Andy, Jorma and fellow SNL-ers Bill Hader and Chris Parnell, among others.

On February 10, 2009 the Lonely Island's debut record "Incredibad" was released. It includes most of the SNL Digital Shorts as well as new songs featuring E-40, Julian Casablancas, Beck, Jack Black, and Norah Jones.

On their YouTube channel, The Lonely Island announced an upcoming album on October 28, 2010, which would be released in the spring of 2011. On December 18, 2010, the SNL Digital Short was the official music video of "I Just Had Sex" (featuring Akon), the first single off the album.

On January 29, 2011, the group debuted "The Creep" featuring Nicki Minaj and a cameo by filmmaker John Waters, on SNL and YouTube. On March 15, 2011, Direct Current Music reported that the album would be named Turtleneck & Chain and would be released on May 10, 2011. On April 1, 2011, The Lonely Island appeared as guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where they premiered the lead track, "We're Back!", as well as the new album cover. On April 19, 2011, the group released "Motherlover" featuring Justin Timberlake as the fourth single from the album. This song was last featured on season 34 of SNL.

The group held a fundraiser to promote their new album on April 16, 2011. This event was at Amoeba Music in Berkeley, California. There were only 250 tickets available, and the only way to obtain a ticket was to preorder their album. They hosted a Q&Asession and an autograph session. Shortly after, "Motherlover" was released on iTunes. On May 7, they released a new track, "Jack Sparrow", featuring Michael Bolton. Turtleneck & Chain was both Emmy and Grammy nominated (for Best Comedy Album).

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