Rent a Cop Lyrics

I'm trollin' food court for girls
Yeah, it's the best job in the world
Yeah, they know they're safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love a man in uniform, ohWith my sunglasses
They can't see what I'm really looking at
And as they're walking by
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby, baby, light that ass on fireHow long must this day go on
I got to stand here two more hours
'Til I punch the clock
How long must this day go onNo kid, they don't give me a gun
I don't get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
I'll be hanging at the checkout
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how she's going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear, yeah, yeahHey girl, if you can't recall

Where you parked your daddy's carThen I could help you out
All alone in this great big mall, ohHow long must this day go on
I got to stand here two more hours
'Til it's Miller time
How long must this day go on
Whoa, oh, oh, ohI'm trolling food court for girlsI whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby
Light that, light that ass on fireAlright that's good
Songwriters
FOLDS, BENJAMIN SCOTTPublished by
Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.