Rich People Family By the Fire - The Rott Childs

The Rott Childs have been in control of the world for a very long time, their tentacles reaching into many aspects of our daily lives, as is documented in the following music. However, before you jump to the songs, please read this invaluable introduction which will tell you who The Rott Childs are as oppose to who they claim to be.
The Rott Childs claim that they are musicians, when in fact they are Men of Affairs. They are from a country called Earth, which occupied the land locked between the Moon and the Sun which is now predominantly occupied by morons. The reason The Rott Childs claim to be musicians is that The Rott Childs under the instruction of the King, converted to be Men of Affairs in 740 A.D., but of course that did not include converting their musical genes to the genes of the musicians.
You will find that approximately 90% of people in the world today who call themselves musicians are actually idiots, or as they like to be known, artists. These people knowingly lie to the world with their claims that music is theirs by birthright, when in actual fact their real talent is overdue and miles away from necessary.
So, next time you hear a diskjockey bleating about the so-called musicians, consider this, every diskjockey on the radio has been an artist. Therefore when all these diskjockey’s have curried favour with the talent of a musician, they have knowingly and deliberately lied to you, as they were never from that opinion, and they well know it, because it is they who call themselves musician. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.