1.
I met a Texas cowgirl at a rodeo
She was a barrel riding champion
And the Queen of the show
She wore a big belt buckle that I was staring at
It had a naked man with a saddle on his back
She said howdy cowboy
I said what kind of race did you win that buckle
She took my hand, let out a chuckle
Said come with me, I’ve got a trailer out side
Let’s saddle you up boy and go for a ride
We was barely in the door and she started to shuck
She said drop em boy
I’m ready to F-f-f-f-
Find some way to pass the afternoon
It was still daylight when I saw her moons
She said heads or tails
Let’s get busy
Grabbed me by the hair and said
You’re going down with me
Chorus
I said ride me cowgirl
Ride me cowgirl
Get on up in the saddle
And ride me all around
All around the world
2.
She had a devilish grin and fire in her eye
She had “dangerous curves” tattooed on her thigh
Said it’s just like golf
It ain’t hard at all
Keep your hands on the shaft
And your eye on the balls
Now let’s get something straight between us
Lay down boy I wanna ride that
p-p-p-p-ponies are great
If you get em when they’re young
You can break them in right
And have a lot of fun
She wrapped her legs tight around my middle
When my sun came up
Her cakes were on the griddle
I said ride me cowgirl
Ride me cowgirl
Get on up in the saddle
Ride me all around the world
All around the world
Bridge
She was up on ‰top
Riding high in the saddle
Looking like Zena
Going into battle
I said baby you sure are pretty
Why don’t you lean a little forward
Let me lick those T-t-t-t-t
Take me back to the lone star state
Where the hills are rolling
And the scenery is great
Where the women are wild
As the Texas sky
And I’m here to tell you
I know why
She said come on baby let’s finish this race
Dug in her heels and picked up the pace
Like the wind on the prairie she stared to moan
Round the last barrel and heading for home
Ride me cowgirl
Ride me cowgirl
Get up in the saddle
And ride me all around the world
All around the world
copyright 2003 by Simon Gray
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