Back In the Saddle Lyrics

Cowboy hop
Bring it
I’m Brad Nailer
And I’m back in the saddle
Where the coyotes howl
And the rattlesnakes rattle
And I may be up shit’s creek without a paddle
But you’re never gonna hear a discouraging word
Yeah I’m sick with this
My girl is thick with this
And if I make a bunch of money
I’m gonna stick with this
I’m so fly with it
I’m gettin high with it
I’m gonna poke you in the
Mother fucking eye with it

I’m Brad Nailer
And I’m back in the saddle
Where the coyotes howl
And the rattlesnakes rattle
And I may be up shit’s creek without a paddle
But you’re never gonna hear a discouraging word
My shit is meticulous
But I’m ridiculous
And the fact that I’m a cracker
Is conspicuous
I wear a cowboy hat
My fuckin belly’s fat
I’m rhyming hip hop now
What the fuck is up with that
I’m Brad Nailer
And i’m back in the saddle
Where the subwoofers
Gonna make your back teeth rattle
And the sucker MC’s follow me like cattle
And I think I might hear a discouraging word
It’s yer fleurmin if it’s fleurm glerk splerkin
It’s yer fleurmin if it’s ferm jerkin gherkin
copyright 2004 by Simon Gray
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