Rubbing the Elf Lyrics

Umm, fuckThis is the story of a girl named Ann
She's half-Japanese, mom's from Japan
She's sixteen but she's going on thirty
Her mind is pure but her thoughts are dirtyDirty Ann likes to play with herself
She likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
She don't need men, they don't understand
All she needs is her right handAnn likes to masturbate
She likes to make herself feel great
Ann likes to masturbate
When she gets aroused, she's gonna cum real long
She likes to get offWhen Ann gets off she likes to fantasize
Lie on her bed and close her eyes
She likes to dream about the boys from Rancid
She ties Tim up and then she pulls his pants downShe likes to get off in her car
And in the bathroom at work, behind the bar
She don't want love, she don't want romance
All she wants is her right handAnn likes to masturbate
She likes to make herself feel great

Ann likes to masturbate
When she gets aroused, she's gonna cum real long
She likes to get offShe likes to get off
She likes to get off
She likes to get off
She likes to get off
She likes to get off
She likes to get offUmm, fuck