Saint Bernard Lyrics

There's a portrait on my wall
A map of a friend
Confer to where I call
On whom I can depend
My imaginary back door
I have a saint Bernard
Oh my lord
In my big backyardLa la, la la la
La la, la la laDispatches from the pound
I recieve in my dreams
Black tears of white and brown
That's a rip on the scheme
And life won't seem to hard
If I had a Saint Bernard
Oh my Lord
It wouldn't be so hardLa la, la la la
La la, la la laWho else is going to rescue me when I'm face down in the snow?
No other dog looks a bit like me

I'm feeling
Or unwilling
Unable to make the showIn my imaginary backyard
There's a flask around his neck
A brandy for me
Sip on as I reflect
On your mortality
Like a four legged Minnie Maud
I'm talking Saint Bernard
On a four
He's my minnie maudLa la, la la la
La la, la la laI'm talking Saint BernardLa la, la la la
La la, la la la
Songwriters
SEXSMITH, RONPublished by
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC