Santa's Got A Brand New Bag Lyrics

Oh, the fire's burning slow
Now where's that mistletoe
Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here
I need a taste of Christmas cheer
I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix
Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me
(Santa's never been this hard to resist
But Santa never used to look like thisHe's traded in his reindeer for a limousine
He's wearing purple trousers instead of red and green
This Christmas I want something I never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new bagNow, I got to got to find out how
To make him want to settle down
(I've got a big fat kiss right at the top of my list)
So we can build a little candy home
And have a few elves of our own
(I want to sneak a peek at my surprise)
And see tradition metamorphosisHe's given up the cookies and he's slimming down
He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town

This Christmas I want something I never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new bag(As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor
He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor)
This Christmas I want something I never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new bagHe's got a Richenbacher and he's bleached his hair
He's rockin' to the rhythm with a Latin flair
This Christmas I want something I've never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new bagHe's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine
He's pictured on the front of money magazine
This Christmas I want something I've never had
'Cause Santa's got a brand new
Santa's got, Santa's got a brand new bag
Songwriters
DEERE, JASON / OSBORN, KRISTYNPublished by
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