Schmooziphisus the Great Lyrics

we're going out tonight it's time to kiss some ass my wallets full of =
green and I got my backstage pass I'll smile and smoke a lot can I buy =
you another drink? let's talk about my band, we're amazing don't you =
think? I'll kiss your ass to get anything I gots to have me that brass =
ring and when I get it you can bet I'll forget your name but that's just =
how we play this game why should I bust my ass if you can help me out? =
I'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout pretty soon I'll =
make it big with all the schmoozing that I do and when you need a hand =
I'll piss all over you
Submitted by: Mel