Sects Therapy Lyrics

Lead vocal: frankie howerdI was lonely and depressed
Having fled the family home
When I met an old acquaintance
I had only barely knownAnd I told her over tea
Of my worries and my woes
And a morbid fear of eating beans
In tightly fitting clothesAnd she said psychoanalysis was just the thing for me
And she knew a mayfair analyst I really ought to seeSo I went round to his rooms
And he saw me right away
Though he asked a sum of money I could ill afford to payBut I lay down on the couch
By a bowl of flaccid flowers
And I talked and talked and talked and talked
For hours and hours and hours
And he told me tales of oedipus with great authorityAnd he asked me if my mother
Wore stiletto heels and rubber
And I realised that this poor soul
Was more confused than meWell the shock was so profound
That I fled into the strand

Where I saw a hare krishna group
And joined in with the bandThis was just the life for me
Free of worldly goods and care
And I chanted and I ranted
Round and round trafalgar squareI converted tens of thousands and they joined us then and thereBut the bagwan was so jealous
That he called me over zealous
Then he threw me out
When I refused to cut off all my hair(dr. ruth, dr. ruth, why not write to dr. ruth? )So I wrote to dr. ruth
And she helpfully proposed
I should join a nudist colony
And throw away my clothesAll that sun upon my flesh
Would set my libido free
And would guarentee much more of it
Whatever 'it' may beBut I don't feel that I was quite equipped for such a lifeFair of skin just like my sisters
Too much sun would give me blisters
So I think I'll turn the whole thing inAnd go home to the wife
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