Seminole Bingo Lyrics

I'm a junk bond king
And I'm on the run
Me and a friend of mine
We were headed for the sunshineI got my hands on the wheel
I got gas in the tank
I got a suitcase full of money
From a Luxembourg bankWe didn't stop 'til we got to Big Cypress
Wandered in to the Legion Hall
The sign outside said, "Seminole Bingo"
Fell in love with the ping pong ballsAnd the SEC is far behind
Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
A long way from Liechtenstein
I'm a junk bond king playing, 'Seminole Bingo'And my Wall Street wiles
Don't help me even slightly
'Cause I never have the numbers
And I'm losing nightlyI cashed in the last of my Triple B bonds
Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail
I parked it right outside the reservation

Fifteen minutes from the Collier County JailAnd the SEC is far behind
Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
A long way from Liechtenstein
I'm a junk bond king playing, 'Seminole Bingo'Well, the SEC is far behind
Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
A long way from Liechtenstein
I'm a junk bond king playing, 'Seminole Bingo'