Sex Objects - The Briefs

Sex Objects Lyrics

Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
I was alone and I was so confused
But then I found a thing that I could really use
She was only 1995, so I blew her up
And watched her come aliveIn the back of magazines
They hide behind the core tines
Every color, every shape and every size
Delivered just in time, do you make a guarantee?Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretendIt couldn't be any better than this
The plastic's smooth so I can kiss
Everyday is just like the first

I hope I love her, she never frownsIt's an easy thing to do
Remember just the thought you knew
You know, you rarely share these things
Love's funny with what it brings
Sometimes either way she's all mineSex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretend
Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretend, oh yeahThey tell me that it's wrong
But I knew that all along
And yes, it may be strange
But that don't change the fact
I'm in love with plastic sexIt's an easy thing to do
Remember just the thought you knew
You see, you rarely share these things
Love's funny with what it brings
Sometimes either way she's all mineSex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretend
Sex objects, sex objects, sex objects
They're for pretendSex objects
Treats me so nice
Sex objects
All day, all night
Sex objects
Synthetic skin, I fit right in