Sgt Rock (Is Going to Help Me) Lyrics

Hey, rock, rock
Hey, rock, rock
Hey, rock, rock
Hey, rock, rockI'm enlisting, overseas aid
Need assisting, help with a maid
Get the expert, on mademoiselles
He could diffuse, any bombshellIf I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own small battle of the sexesAnd Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine keep her stood in line
And make the girl mine, wave the victory signHey, rock, rock
Hey, rock, rock
Hey, rock, rock
Hey, rock, rockI'm invading territories
Girls are foreign and strange to me
Get the expert at kissing and stuff

He stays easy when things get roughIf I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own small battle of the sexesAnd Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine keep her stood in line
And make the girl mine, wave the victory signSometimes relationships don't go as planned
Some girls can make themselves so cold
A no mans landIf I could only be tough like him
Then I could win
My own small battle of the sexesAnd Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine keep her stood in lineAnd Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine keep her stood in line
And Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine keep her stood in line
Make the girl mine, wave the victory signHey, rock, rock
Hey, rock, rock
Hey, rock, rock
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