Note to self, be erect by half-past ten
Be strong, be proud, be able, be charmed
Be extended, be in motion, be at loggerheads with Chris
Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crispShow yourself, show, show nowAll the sea was coal, coal, coal
All the sea was coal, coal, coal
All the sea was coal, coal
She started wondering, where is the profit here?Note to invading aliens, avoid this town
Like this town avoided us
Like murder stalked the valley where this woman used to live
And bathe and breathe and be murdered
Bathe and breathe and be murdered
Like Chris was crisp, like Chris was crisp, was crispShow yourself, show show nowAll the sea was coal coal coal
All the sea was coal coal coal
All the sea was coal coal
She started wondering, where is the profit here?Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminal
Our old singer is a sex criminalAll the sea was coal, coal, coal
All the sea was coal, coal, coal
All the sea was coal
She started wondering, where is the profit here?