She's Inflatable

She's so squeezable, please-able

Unbreakable, she's inflatable

She's an arm full of sex appeal

Can't wait until I get her home, yeahShe's incapable of being difficult

Down to earth-able, biodegradable

Shania Twain ain't got a dad blang thing

On my tease-able, squeeze-able, please-able, she's inflatableMost folks think that I'm full of baloney, I'm never lonely

Never thought I could buy someone not

Flammable, air brain-able, recycle-able, no I ain't full of bull

Didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thingIt made my mama cry when we ran off one night

And caught a Vegas flight and I made her mom whine

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring

My flexible, patch-able, washable, yeah inflatableOh Dang lady, you gave a brand new definition

Taking a man's breath awayIt makes me feel so proud that I'm her feller, I'd never sell her

People get your mind out of the gutter

She's blonde-head-able, re-head-able, remediable, interchange-able

I didn't need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thingShe's incapable of being difficult, down to earth-able, biodegradable

She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring

My please-able, patchable, washable, biodegradable

Air-brain-able, squeezable, washable, she's inflatable

That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables